May 2012
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i am 3/5 done with divergent i cannot put it down
o m g o m g o m g o m g
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diabeticdoode:
the-sound-of-hiddles:
diabeticdoode:
wwiao:
who has the time to drink 8 glasses of water a day
I drink like 16 glasses a day actually…
I drink 24 glasses a day so…
Well I actually invented the number 24, and water glasses so um…
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anim4lia:
You know that moment when you’re reading a book and you just have to stop and bite your lip and squeal or sigh or close your eyes and wrinkle your nose and forehead and press the book against your heart and just like sit there and try to soak up the gorgeous literature via osmosis?
That’s my favorite part of reading.
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textposter2:
if you’re ever mugged by someone just scream ‘sWIPER NO SWIPING’ at them and by the rules of crime they have to stop
person: wait, you already knew that?
me: please. I have a tumblr.
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“‘Where there’s chocolate, there’s happiness. I just love chocolate. I love it...”
– Shakira (via locaxloca)
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me: does 5 situps
me: where are my abs
today, i was presented with a choice...
knewdrew:
i had $54.
i could either…
pay my $54 phone bill or
i could spend $1 dollar on a watermelon arizona and get my phone turned off until tomorrow when i have another dollar.
-makemesmile:
why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit
do you mean degrees of FREEDOM
dog: every snack you make
dog: every meal you bake
dog: every bite you take
dog: i'll be watching you
olvidare:
The fact that there’s over 7.2 billion people in the world and not even one of them is taking one for the team by dating me is extremely unacceptable.
jackquaiid:
ne-yo:
Does Canada even have a president or is it just whichever moose has the strongest antlers
#every four years we put 24 of the strongest moose into an arena and they fight to the death #the victor leads canada
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Watchrosiebeck:
This is the best video in existence. Your argument is invalid.
