January 2012
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Watchpaintmegreeen-:
jessiphia:
HE CANNOT EVEN KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE.
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FUCK YES! FUCK YES! FUCK YES! DANNY WELBECK!
danitifastefan:
Well done, Danny! Well done! 2-1!
If I woke up from a coma and a guy that looked...
me: hey can you call someone for me
parental unit: um no? you can do it yourself you're grown up.
me: OH SWEET JESUS GOD NO. I CAN'T DO THIS I'M GOING TO COLLAPSE PLEASE OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU I JUST CAN'T DO THIS I'M GOING TO BREAK. THEY'LL THINK I'M WEIRD. THEY'LL JUDGE ME. THEY HATE ME I CAN'T DO THIS.
Me stubbing my toe around my parents: Good golly that was not a good thing to feel
Me stubbing my toe around my friends: Fuck shit cunt mother fucker burn in hell you stupid fucking goddamn ass hole twat fuckity whore fuck
In class: 1+1=2
Exercises: 1+2+1=4
Test: John buys 4 oranges. He eats one and gives another to Ted. Calculate the sun's mass.
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