don’t make me snap my fingers in z f o r m a t i o n
paintmegreeen-: jessiphia: HE CANNOT EVEN KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE. DED
FUCK YES! FUCK YES! FUCK YES! DANNY WELBECK!
danitifastefan: Well done, Danny! Well done! 2-1!
If I woke up from a coma and a guy that looked...
me: hey can you call someone for me
parental unit: um no? you can do it yourself you're grown up.
me: OH SWEET JESUS GOD NO. I CAN'T DO THIS I'M GOING TO COLLAPSE PLEASE OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU I JUST CAN'T DO THIS I'M GOING TO BREAK. THEY'LL THINK I'M WEIRD. THEY'LL JUDGE ME. THEY HATE ME I CAN'T DO THIS.
Me stubbing my toe around my parents: Good golly that was not a good thing to feel
Me stubbing my toe around my friends: Fuck shit cunt mother fucker burn in hell you stupid fucking goddamn ass hole twat fuckity whore fuck
In class: 1+1=2
Test: John buys 4 oranges. He eats one and gives another to Ted. Calculate the sun's mass.